I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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