it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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