you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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