You can't motorboat a personality
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
