We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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