It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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