Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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