You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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