The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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