Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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