idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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