I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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