Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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