kristin has been a bad kristin
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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