If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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