So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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