do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
