I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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