they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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