I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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