All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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