scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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