so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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