Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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