Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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