apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
