I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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