Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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