1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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