New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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