Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
