Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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