I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
