In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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