I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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