Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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