oh god the rape fog is back!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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