hell yes lets make some ravioli
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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