Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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