True but thats because hes a fetus.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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