are you still at the devil's house?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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