Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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