Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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