covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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