So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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