I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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