just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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