he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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