I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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