My hand turned me down
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.