if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?