he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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