Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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