Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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