Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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