we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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