You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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