Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
only if we run a train.
done.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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