I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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