Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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